THE MOST SHAMELESS KARDASHIAN ACTS OF FAME

It's pretty safe to assume that everything any Kardashian family member does—whether it be a trip to the restroom or the release of a sex tape—is for fame. That said, some of their antics are much more egregious than others in their efforts to remain relevant and in the public eye. Here are their most shameless attempts at notoriety...and you better believe this was a difficult list to narrow down

SIGNING OFF ON KIM'S SEX TAPE

As you've probably heard, Kim Kardashian filmed a sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J in 2003, when she was 23 years old. In 2007, the sex tape was released to the public through Vivid Video, reportedly against Kardashian's wishes. (In an effort to support that idea, voicemails of an allegedly distressed but also awkwardly unemotional screaming Kardashian were leaked to TMZ.) Kardashian initially sued Vivid Video, which the company later settled for close to $5 million. However, sources told Radar Online that it was actually Kris Jenner who brokered the deal for the tape with a middleman, taking home between $250,000 and $500,000...and they also claim that Jenner was thrilled that the tape was titled Kim Kardashian Superstar. Aw, but whose momma wouldn't be

MAKING KRIS HUMPHRIES BRIEFLY RELEVANT

You all know the story of Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries, complete with her televised wedding and cool $2 million profits from the big day. Romantic, right?

While most of us on planet Earth are aware that reality TV isn't real, just how much their relationship was allegedly staged is, well, almost unbelievable. During the couple's divorce proceedings, Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer Russell Jay revealed that basically the entire relationship was fake…but that only 

the Kardashian klan was in on the charade. Jay claimed that Humphries' proposal to Kardashian had to be re-shot because she didn't like the way her face looked in the original footage, and the New York Postreports that scenes where Kardashian complained to Kris Jenner about her marriage were actually filmedafter Kardashian had already filed for divorce. Klassy!

LOTS OF WEIRD INCIDENTS SURROUNDING THEIR PRIVATES

In a March 2015 episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian laments about how she and husband Kanye West attempt about "500 times a day" in an effort to get pregnant for a second time. In a March 2013 episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim guzzled pineapple juice in an effort to make themselves smell nicer...and had Khloé judge who succeeded. (Kim won, if you're wondering.) In 2011, Kris Jenner spoke at length about her bladder control issues on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. In a 2011 episode of Khloé & Lamar, the couple tried out a sex swing and immediately fell to the floor. In a 2009 episode ofKeeping Up With the Kardashians, Rob Kardashian accidentally guzzled a coffee that Kris Jenner spiked with Viagra to give to then-husband Bruce, landing him in the hospital.

SHAMING RITA ORA

When Rob Kardashian split with Rita Ora, the stories from each party were conflicting: Kardashian took to Twitter to air his grievances, calling her "Rita Whora" (kreative!) and saying she cheated on him with more than 20 guys. Ora, for her part, was classy but baffled. She never badmouthed Kardashian, but she did express confusion at his fury because according to her, they were never even in a relationship.

After their breakup, Kardashian became a bit of a recluse, gaining so much weight that he refused to go to sister Kim's wedding to Kanye West for fear of being photographed. He and his sisters would later insinuate that Ora was somehow responsible for his weight gain, because, you know, he doesn't have his own free will or any personal accountability for anything.